Hi! I’m Emma Crumb. I live in the wilds of windy England and dream of wearing a hat. I used to write and draw on paper but my stories and drawings just kept blowing away. I like to think there’s a herd of cows out there somewhere, looking at my drawing of Jools, the Jersey cow, doing a jig on a bucket, dreaming of a life on the stage.

I’m the author and illustrator of ‘Love Magic and the Cupid Fairies’, a children’s novel and two picture e-books, ‘Please, no peas!’ and ‘It’s Halloween!’

I’ll only eat peas if they’re served as a smiley face and at Halloween I like to dress up as a ghost. If you happen to meet me, be sure to say ‘Hi’ and ‘How do you boo?’

I’ve got a website:


You can talk to me on twitter:


Or email me:

emma@emma crumb.com

If, however, you are a cow with ambitions of dancing the jig on a bucket, please don’t get in touch. I would suggest instead that you contact your local dancing school and buy a bigger bucket.

‘Please no peas’ is out on Utales:


‘Love Magic and the Cupid Fairies’ is out

on Smashwords:


and on Amazon:


‘It’s Halloween!’ is out now on Utales: